What a creative solution to the government deficit problem! I stumbled upon an idea too brilliant not to pass on. The idea is to use the dollar bill itself as ad space. So instead of having George Washington, Abraham Lincoln or any of the other faces, why not sell that space to people and companies […]
Took a CPR / First Aid course. A flamboyant instructor who had eyebrows neater than mine, told us in his sparkling voice, what exactly to do if an eyeball falls out. Just in case.
First, you find a clean cup, scoop the dangling eye, and hold it against the face. Next, you fix the cup on […]
I started writing a diary, on a journal that accommodates four years worth of daily memory keeping; on each page is a date, with four sections, one for each year. I’ve been jotting down what I did that day.
“Dear diary, 19th August 2010. Drove home after 12 hour day with the little man. Used miles […]
My mum used to contend that Einstein’s theory on light was wrong, because it didn’t take into account telepathy, which moves faster than light. She was right! A friend posted news of an experiment on something called Quantum Entanglement. It’s fascinating, I can’t explain it better than how it’s explained in the article / video, but […]
50 Tuft Dobson Largehead, found in Walgreens,
compared to a normal sized toothbrush.
My house mate’s attitude is unbelievable. His bloody-mindedness is so bad that it’s crossed the line from reality into comedy. Like kitsch art, this story draws one’s appreciation for something along the lines of a good satire.
B is a smoker, he’s got a large ashtray full of cigarette butts on the deck. He also drinks […]
I guess she would be my ‘coworker’ - a Latina lady who comes and cleans the house once in a while. She and I stood around the kitchen while the little boy slept. A few days back, I lent her my kimono which she wore for Cultural Day. I had explained to her how to […]
Seems like there’s a Leo in the vicinity where ever I go. That’s what I’m finding out, going to one birthday party after another!
A score of personalities carry this sign: Madonna, Alfred Hitchcock, Carl Jung, Napoleon, Amelia Earhart, and a gazillion more. Happy birthday to Leos.
An extra something from the BBQ party. Five finger shoes, […]
Historic tale of Gotham Village in Nottinghamshire, UK:
When a king came through town, its locals had to pay for his accommodation. Not wanting this, people of Gotham acted insane to convince King John not to visit, since they used to think insanity was contagious.
“…local wise men persuaded King John that they were mad and so […]
