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Archive for the 'Office' Category

30
Jan

Harp Sympitar

I’m back at the ol’ office temping while the new EA’s on holiday for 2 weeks. The desk where I used to sit is prettied up to the taste of the fabulous young lady who took over me.
5 minute talks in the kitchen can get you as far as the weather, or squeek a door open just enough […]

30
Dec

3 weeks ago

Remnants of documents and a glass of half empty water stand still on a desk.
Twenty people got laid off yesterday, by noon the company looked empty. There were tears and shock and a very difficult speech by the boss (difficult for him as well as for everybody else). He talked about numbers and stats […]

03
Dec

Frozen Pepsi Explosion

Office freezer took a blow.
Someone’s mischeivious bomb? Or funny slip up?
Delighted with the resulting art, I grabbed a camera.

26
Nov

Yes yes yes!

Prodded by friends to ‘follow thy bliss’, I’ve come to welcome several turn of events.
I was going to stick it out with the current job longer, because for one thing, none of my roommates knew what our situation was after the house got foreclosed. The owner no longer owns our rooms, and the kind lady […]

09
Sep

Balloons

Unveiling of a new product, pink and brown balloons everywhere in the showroom. The virgin hype of clients, and the relief and excitement of those on the project team had gently faded by late afternoon, and replaced by the sound of quiet typing again.  
For a while it was calm, until we saw Tim tip […]

29
Jul

Mental ergonomics. Plants please.

Business people.
Wired up, acid, static, electric. Buzzed, detached from where we came, our roots, our soil.
It’s all about the filing, tapping into that part of the brain, tap, tapping it, gorging it like a worm living in soft meat, categorizing, sorting, organizing by colour, ordering it in numbers, BIg to small, small to bIG, sub-dividing […]

11
Jul

Bubble wrap heaven

Pop.
Pop.
Pop pop.
Obsessive
compulsive
popping.
And a mountain of satisfaction.

20
Jun

Plans, and getting up early

She plans to wake up early to practice piano and pack her lunch.  She plans to go out jogging before cooking dinner. Hit and miss, 3 out of 5. She still puts on a good show, on stage on weekend nights.
My boss is late this morning, I think he’s got a hang over. He plans to […]

28
Apr

Paper, trees and connection

Cleared out a good patch of forest today, copying documents after documents of assorted numbers. My boss wanted 3 copies of 4 binders for a meeting with a big shot. Munching on a piece of bread for lunch, I occupied two desk-tops, figuring out what goes where under the pressure of a ticking businessman’s wrist […]

23
Apr

Secretary Day

My boss took me and two others to a fancy lunch today, to celebrate Secretary’s Day.
“Do you shave your head every day?” one of the girls asked boldly.
We raised our eyebrows, laughed out loud, continued to joke about bald this, bald that, my boss’s face a little red with the unexpected attention to the state […]